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Please Don't Pee on My Petunias Garden Sign Garden Sign
PRS# 66546

Use humor to keep your flowers healthy with the Please Don't Pee on My Petunias Garden Sign Garden Sign!

  • Flower protection for unwanted watering
  • Garden post sign
  • Octagon shape
  • Made in the USA!

Why We Love It:

This Please Don't Pee on My Petunias Garden Sign is great to stick in lawn or flower bed by your home. Alert the dogs on walks and hopefully their owners with this funny sign, that your flowers don't need to be sprayed or watered.  Made in the USA!

Sizing Information:

Sign is 8" x 8" Stake is 10" from bottom of sign

Dear Human,

I have worked with the finest furry tailors in the world, and am here to share my bounty of knowledge. Here's how to measure your pet...

Length
Measure from the base of the tail (where it connects to the hindquarters) up to where the collar typically sits at the base of the neck, then follow up with a generous back scratch.

Chest
This is measured by giving your pet a hug, during which you measure the entire circumference (all the way around) at the widest point of your pet's chest. This is typically right behind the front legs.

Neck
First, plenty of kisses. Then, measure the neck's circumference (the distance around it) at the point where the collar sits.

How to Measure Your Dog